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22 Funny scroll quotes

Funny scroll quotes are the perfect scroll-stopping gems to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😂✨ Whether you’re procrastinating or just need a quick laugh, these witty lines will have you chuckling in no time 🤪📱 Get ready to share some laughs and spread good vibes with quotes that turn any scroll session into a fun-filled adventure! 🎉🔥

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

For whom the doom scrolls!

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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