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Breaking family records one tweet at a time!
22 Funny scroll quotes
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”
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When "Eat, pray, love" turns into "Scroll, snack, overthink," you know it's time for a WiFi detox and snack intervention! 🍕📱🤔
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.
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Okay, just five more cat videos and then I'll save the world! 😸📱🌍
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.
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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.
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Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚