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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Trending via Reddit:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Trending via Facebook:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Trending via Reddit:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Making waves on TikTok:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Trending via Telegram:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Trending via TikTok:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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53 shares on Slack this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Live now on Snapchat:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Just landed via Twitch:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Live now on Facebook:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Trending via Threads:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Trending via WeChat:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Just landed via Instagram:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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