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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

There are too many neglected emojis.

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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