Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.
  • Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
  • You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.
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