No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.