Alexa, take responsibility for my actions. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame. Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery. When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT. I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it. Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.