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When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂
Funny assistant quotes
Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.
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When you need a smart speaker just to find your own brain 🧠🤔😂
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”
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Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡
Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.
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Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
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"Who knew that making a fortune could be as simple as playing a game of 'sinking ships' and dishing out dental advice? 😂⛵️🦷 Next time you visit the dentist, make sure to bring your A-game and maybe a life jacket! 🚢💸 #DentistLife"
That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
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"Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"
I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
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"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"
Alexa, play everyone that played me.
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That's one playlist Alexa might have a hard time finding! 🎶🤔😂