All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Don’t hate me, date me!