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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
12 Funny attractiveness quotes
Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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Flex those brain muscles! 💪🧠 Smart is the new sexy! 😄
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.
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Balancing my budget while balancing on a treadmill: multitasking level expert! 💸💪😎
Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.
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Guess it's time to turn up the thermostat on this looks game! 🔥😎
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.
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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.
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"Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
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"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
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"Keeping my snacks close cause you never know when big bellies will be all the rage! 🍕😂🍔 #Trendsetter"