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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Half princess, half menace.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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