All my favorite activities involve a mattress. Commentary:Sounds like you've truly mastered the art of horizontal hobbies! 🛌😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?