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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

They expect me to work at work.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

57 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Just landed via TikTok:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Live now on WhatsApp:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Live now on WeChat:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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