All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes. Commentary:Ah, the 90s—when our biggest worry was running out of both and our USB was just a three-letter acronym! 🎶🚬😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes. The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies. In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.