My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like Don just got an 'E'-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!" Related funny posts 🤝 Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.