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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time 😏💨🏴
13 Funny cigarettes quotes
“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”
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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.
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Smoking without the smoke? Count me in for luminous lunges! 🌟🚬💨
Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.
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"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.
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"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"
My chakra went out for cigarettes.
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Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL
We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
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"Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! ☕🚬 Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? 😂"
My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
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Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts
Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.
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Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! 🍭🚬 Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt