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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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