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  • Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.
  • Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
  • Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.
  • You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.
  • Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.