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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
31 Funny student quotes
Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.
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Feeling like a failed test deserves its own breakup playlist! 🎶💔📚
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
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Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.
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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
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Me returning to skipped questions like I'm in a disguise 🤔🕵️♂️ #JustChecking
In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.
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Like watching a penguin discover roller skates for the first time 🐧🛼🤯
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?
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Sex is fun, but nothing beats the thrill of slamming your laptop shut after conquering tab city 🎉📚💻
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
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Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚