America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew pasta and crime could make such an iconic duo? ππ΅οΈββοΈ" Related funny posts π€ Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itβs real. Look at you googling it. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner whoβs deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world. Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.