My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm not paranoid, the universe *is* out to get me! 🌌🔍😅 Related funny posts 🤝 My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything. If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well. My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email. My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation. When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.