An orgasm before bed is natureβs strongest sleep aid. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When counting sheep just doesn't cut it, try counting orgasms instead! ππ΄π₯ Related funny posts π€ I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help? Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule. Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy. Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.