And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Commentary:
"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒŠ Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒ"