Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living my best life: professionally unemployed 😂🏖️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work. Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs. People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one. Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour. All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.