Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.
  • If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.
  • If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
  • Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.
  • Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.