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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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