Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse π§ββοΈπ¬πΌ Related funny posts π€ My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman. If the zombie apocalypse happens weβre double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain. βYou look tired!β Bro, I want to stop existing. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.