Commentary:
Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️🚬💼
Funny pack quotes
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
Commentary:
When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.
Commentary:
Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨
Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"