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Asking my girlfriend if I can go outside to play in the yard.

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When you have to ask for a yard pass, just to remind her you're not one of the kids! 😆🏡

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, girlfriend, humor, i, outside, permission, play, relationship, yard on May 31, 2026 by slickboy.

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