Asking my girlfriend if I can go outside to play in the yard. Posted onMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:When you have to ask for a yard pass, just to remind her you're not one of the kids! ππ‘ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live. My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard. They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to. When you want to key his car, but he doesnβt have one, so you bend his bus pass.