Farted in yoga, and the instructor called it a powerful release. Posted onMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:When your yoga class turns into an unexpected guided meditation on gas relief π§ββοΈπ¨π Related funny posts π€ I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position. Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again. I downloaded a meditation app. Now Iβm stressed about missing sessions. Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.