At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm ready to join the space fan club, where do I sign up? 🛸👽✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan. I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead. I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special. Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.