βIβm not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.β Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: chores in paradise with a limitless credit card! πΈπ§ΊπΉ Related funny posts π€ I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.