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Earth: the only place where we pay to see dragons and wizards on screens instead of meeting them in real life 😂🧙♂️👽📺
43 Funny aliens quotes
It’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like, holy shit, should we do something?
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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.
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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬
I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.
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Looks like the aliens heard we're terrible at group projects and decided to skip us! 🛸😂🌍
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
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Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.
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Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅