Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird. I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for? My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?