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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, determination, face, grab, humor, just, literally, mischief, parenting, step, toddler, want on Jul 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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