Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination ππΆπͺ Related funny posts π The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. World domination? I donβt even want to be responsible for myself. God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills. January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today. I donβt mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.