Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a concert where "smoked" means the food *and* the vibes! π΅π₯π³ Related funny posts π€ Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there. βWe should get ticketsβ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days. Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous. Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.