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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Sounds like a concert where "smoked" means the food *and* the vibes! 🎵🔥🍳

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afford, band, bands, concert, cook, hire, humor, machine, should, smoke, smoke machine, wife on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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