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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.