TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers. No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that. The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.