Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'" Related funny posts 🤝 Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching? Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am. I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.