Be useless, so nobody can use you. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! ππ" Related funny posts π I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics. Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.