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12 Funny useless quotes

Funny useless quotes are the perfect snack for your brain 🍿—oddly entertaining, totally pointless, and guaranteed to make you chuckle 😄. Whether you need a quick laugh 🤣 or just want to brighten your day with some silly wisdom 🧐, these quirky gems have got you covered. Get ready to embrace the nonsense and enjoy a little dose of hilarious randomness! 🎉😂

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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