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I'm prepared for the most fascinating TED Talk on rubber duck history! 🦆✨📚
12 Funny useless quotes
If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?
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Ah yes, she’s already running a botanical daycare; adding one more needy creature (me) should be a breeze! 🌿🥴🪴
I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.
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"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
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"When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"
AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.
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"Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂"
Be useless, so nobody can use you.
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"When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.
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"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"
Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.
I have a very particular set of useless skills.
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"Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"