Commentary:
Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷♂️✨
13 Funny cynicism quotes
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
Commentary:
"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”
Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦♂️😂"
Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.
Commentary:
"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"
The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
Commentary:
"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦♂️🔢🤣"
Be useless, so nobody can use you.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"
They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.
Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.
Commentary:
"Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"
Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.
Commentary:
"Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"