Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator Related funny posts 😂 Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd. I want the dreams to chase me for once.