Commentary:
I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Funny upon quotes
Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.
Commentary:
Ah, the sacred cup of continuity—may it stand as a noble monument to my eventual return and inevitable procrastination 🍵🏛️😂
Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.
Commentary:
I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨
There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.
Commentary:
Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
Commentary:
☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️
After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.
Commentary:
Post-nut clarity: the original philosopher's stone 🧙♂️🤯💭