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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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