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Sounds like a VIP shopping experience without the crowds—early bird gets the peace and quiet! 🐣🥐🛒
14 Funny crowd quotes
Concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you, wondering why they were born.
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Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.
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When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
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I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.
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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.
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Trying to navigate this grocery cart traffic jam like a pro! 🛒🚦😅
No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
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"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.
Commentary:
"Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"
It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.
Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶♂️🚶♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"