Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Must be ruff being a dog! 🐶 Just imagine, a never-ending spa day with massages from everyone you wag your tail at! 💆♂️🐾 Who needs a fancy spa when you've got a whole world of masseuses waiting to pamper you? 😂 #DogLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life. People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
