Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
- People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
- Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.
- I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”
- The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
