Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Posted onMay 29, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”. Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
