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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.