39 funny wild quotes - Wordgag

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

May 30, 2026

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

May 30, 2026

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

May 30, 2026

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

May 30, 2026

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

May 29, 2026

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

May 29, 2026

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

May 29, 2026

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

May 29, 2026

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

May 28, 2026

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

May 28, 2026

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

May 27, 2026

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

May 27, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

May 27, 2026

Even wild things have slow mornings.

May 27, 2026

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

May 27, 2026

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

May 27, 2026

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

May 26, 2026

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

May 26, 2026

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

May 26, 2026

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

May 26, 2026

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

May 26, 2026

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

May 25, 2026

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

May 24, 2026

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

May 23, 2026

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

May 23, 2026

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

May 23, 2026

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

May 22, 2026

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

May 22, 2026

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

May 21, 2026

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

May 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

May 21, 2026

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

May 21, 2026

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

May 20, 2026

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

May 20, 2026

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

May 20, 2026

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

May 20, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

May 19, 2026

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

May 19, 2026

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

May 19, 2026