22 Funny wild quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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