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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

2 months ago

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

2 months ago

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

2 months ago

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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24 shares on Telegram this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Live now on Facebook:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Trending via Reddit:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Trending via Twitch:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Live now on WeChat:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Making waves on Messenger:

Fries, not lies.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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