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14 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

42 shares on Threads this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

10 shares on X this month:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Live now on Facebook:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Trending via Twitch:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Going viral on Instagram:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Spotted on Instagram:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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