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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

2 months ago

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

2 months ago

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

2 months ago

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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