Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.