Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Commentary:
“Ah, the genius strategy of prepping for winter while basking in the summer sun! 🌞❄️ Who needs beach bods when you can have cozy insulation all year round? 😂 #FutureFashionTrendsetter”

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