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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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"Ah, the genius strategy of prepping for winter while basking in the summer sun! πŸŒžβ„οΈ Who needs beach bods when you can have cozy insulation all year round? πŸ˜‚ #FutureFashionTrendsetter"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, being, fat, forward-thinking, humor, i, person, summer, weight, winter, winter fat on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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