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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.