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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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3 months ago

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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2 months ago

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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2 months ago

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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4 weeks ago

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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2 months ago

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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2 months ago

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67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

41 shares on Slack this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Going viral on X:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Trending via WeChat:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Just shared via Instagram:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Seen just now on Telegram:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Seen just now on Discord:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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