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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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"Plot twist: the real baby is inside all of us! 🙈 Don't worry, we're all just big babies in this crazy game of life, trying to navigate through adulting with the grace of a newborn learning to walk. 😂 #AdultingFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, being, good, humor, joke, just, parenting, pregnant, self-deprecation, stress, too on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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