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15 Funny pregnant quotes

Funny pregnant quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of pregnancy 🤰😂 From unexpected cravings to quirky mood swings, these gems capture all the laughs along the journey! Whether you’re glowing or growing (or both!), get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort a little as you embrace the chaos and joy of becoming a parent 🎉👶✨

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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