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I wish my wallet had baby wallets so I could spoil them rotten! 💸🤰😂
15 Funny pregnant quotes
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.
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When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦♀️😂🤰❓
Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“
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While everyone's busy with vows and baby names, I'm over here perfecting my in-depth analysis of why blue is the superior color! 🎨😂
Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.
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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
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"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
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"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.
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"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.
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"Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂"