Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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“Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don’t they? They’ve got that special ‘sum’ thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep ’em coming because they’re never divided in terms of entertainment value!”

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