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1 week ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
“When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
“Keeping it ‘smooth criminal’ on the outside, but on the inside, it’s a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔”
4 weeks ago
Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Commentary:
“Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Commentary:
“Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Commentary:
“Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in ‘y’ 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode”
1 month ago
Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Commentary:
“Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”
1 month ago
Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Commentary:
“Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you’re probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂”
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Commentary:
“Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway”
1 month ago
Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Commentary:
Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨
2 months ago
Share →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Commentary:
“Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It’s like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can’t compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession”