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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.