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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Is this art or trash?

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