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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
35 Funny bird quotes
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can use laughing gas to make rocks giggle 🤣🪨🐦
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.
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I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥
Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.
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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
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Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗
“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.
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I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅