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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.